We haven’t had any Teen Mom news in awhile! I only wish it could be about something more fun than this. Remember when it was reported that Amber Portwood would be under investigation, because she’s always bitch slapping (and punching and kicking and choking…) her boyfriend, Gary Shirley, around? I honestly didn’t think anything would come of it. It turns out I was wrong. I guess there’s a first time for everything. Since Amber and Gary’s daughter, Leah, was present during a couple of the instances, Amber was charged with two felonies and a misdemeanor for domestic violence and battery. If Amber is convicted, she could face up to 3 years in jail and up to $10,000.00 in fines. Leah is currently living with Gary, while Amber is dating someone else. I wonder if she started dating Wal-Mart felon guy again after she and Gary broke up for the 683rd time. If she is, then it’s a match made in heaven.