Fabio JudsonI’m going to start off by saying that Judson (aka Fabio) is quickly becoming one of my favorite cast members all-time, and I hope he stays along all season.  I know that’s probably the kiss of death for a contestant, but there, I put it out there.  Sorry, Jud.

But I mean this guy is serious comedic gold, I want to take around a mini Fabio in my pocket and pull him out to just tell me random things through the day.  That would be awesome!

Ok, enough about Judson, there was an episode of Survivor: Nicaragua this week and it was a pretty exciting one with two evictions…

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Survivor Nicaragua Contestant:  Yve Rojas
Age: 41
Tribe: Espada

Survivor: Nicaragua

Ladies and Gentleman, after a week of grueling research (ie mostly getting my info from SurvivorSucks.com), we finally reached our last contestant, and it’s none other than Yve Rojas!  Who?  I don’t know either, but I guess she’s a singer of some sorts trying to make a name for herself.  She’s 41, has an amazing body (though she does seem to have a fake chest, point loss there), but she looks younger than Kelly Shinn! And for those wondering, her name is pronounced Evie, yes like the great Evie Garland!


Will Yve be stopping time and getting into wacky trouble in Nicaragua?  Only time will tell, but if you see her suddenly appear somewhere else, don’t be alarmed, but check your wallet.

I can tell my contestant list is nearing the end because my blogs have been getting worse and worse the more we have.   Just be happy there aren’t 40 contestants or you’d be witness to some really terrible blogging!

With my final prediction, I think she’s going to blink in using some alien shit, sing us the theme song to Out of This World, then blink out before we ever really got to know her.     Enjoy watching her while you can because I don’t think it will last very long.

My odds of winning: 125-1

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