I apologize for not getting a recap up, but thanks to Monday Night Football (Go, Pats!), Dancing with the Stars wasn’t on until 1:35 a.m. I was sawing logs at that point and by the time I would have been able to get the recap up, you would all be like, “Who cares about a recap? We already know who got booted out. Yawn.” So I’m just putting up an elimination post this week. You’re welcome.
Susan Boyle was scheduled to be a musical guest tonight, but she called in sick at the last minute. The only one who wasn’t doing anything was apparently Michael Bolton, so he was able to step in and sing his heart out. I guess that means he’s forgiven Bruno Tonioli.