kate gosselin doing a cruise lineNow that her show is over, it appears Kate Gosselin is willing to take any job that will remotely keep the spotlight on her as much as possible, and she may have found a perfect outlet. In August, you have the perfect opportunity to do what you’ve always wanted to do, go on a cruise and have the entire thing focused on one person (hint: not you).

I hear some events include:

  • How to exploit your children – Learn how you can maximize potential profit from any child that you spit out.
  • Get the upper hand on your divorce – This is a great session if you know you’re a raging bitch but want to appear like the “good guy” when you get a divorce from your husband.
  • Receive a personal gift from Kate(note: check your bags and make sure it’s not one of her kids)
  • Lunch Break – Eat like a Hollywood star!  You will be served your choice of a hamburger or hotdog and some fries.. yum!
  • Get that hot bikini body you’ve always wanted! – Kate gives you one-on-one lessons on how to achieve that perfect bikini body no matter how many kids you have. (note: the phone numbers of the plastic surgeons will be available throughout the entire event)
  • Farewell Dinner – This is when you get to say goodbye to the very talented Kate Gosselin. (note: If you have any potential job opportunities for Kate, feel free to stick around after this event to meet up with her very personally)

Where do I sign up??

Kate Gosselin in a bikini(Kate at her new job, collecting sea shells and selling them to tourists)

Sorry I haven’t really updated this blog in awhile, I’ve been far too busy at my Big Brother Blog, and when you have to sit there and watch a real life version of the game The Sims, then blog about their every movement, that gets time consuming!

When I am not watching the live feeds for Big Brother, I am still chugging away at many summer reality shows, mostly things like Repo Games, Hoarders, Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef, and even (I’m embarrassed to type this) Toddlers and Tiaras.   I mostly watch the last part to see what not to do as a parent, and I’m getting good advice, like not to stick your kid in a beauty pageant when she’s 3 years old and would rather be at home doing kid things.

Quickly skipping through commercials, I landed on a Kate Plus Eight commercial and was shocked to see the show was still on.  Naturally just a few days later, TLC has decided not to renew her show, but instead check in on them in the future during “specials” (Some suggestions: “Behind The Reality Show“, “Where are they now?“, “My Strange Addiction: Plastic Surgery“)

Radar Online rushed right out to get Jon Gosselin’s opinion on the matter, because we were all waiting on the edge of our seats to know what he thinks of the matter.  His reply:

“I hope they can have more private family moments,” he added.  “I hope that this will bring more privacy to my children and that they can get the proper attention they need for any personal issues they might have in the future.”

Yea, ok Jon.  I believe you.  I read this as “I’m glad my bitch ex-wife is finally no longer going to be in the spotlight I so desperately crave”  You have to wake up pretty early in the day to fool me, Jon!

Kate’s next move?  Does anyone really care at this point?  My guess is she’s going to have to start living like a normal person and stop touring the world between tummy tucks.

Holy Shit.  Don’t get me wrong, I understand pumping out 100 kids is likely going to fuck up your stomach, and I don’t know what’s going on with her legs, but to be on the cover of a magazine that looks like someone put her head on an 18 year old’s body is a bit misleading. Kate Gosselin looks more like the wrinkled hag on There’s Something About Mary than she does the girl on People magazine.

I debated on even adding this picture here since it’s hard to picture some evil bitch like Kate Gosselin a star, but she has her own reality show and has been on Dancing With The Stars, so I guess I have to hold my food in as long as possible and post this.

If you dare want to see more pictures of her, check out wwtdd.com