Brenda Lowe Chase Naonka talk on beachThis season has been about random alliances forming and dropping faster than Linsday Lohan spending time out of rehab, so it’s no surprise this week had more of that, more of Marty vs Jane and more of Brenda and Sash just showing who exactly is running the game.   Alina once said that you keep the pawns and use them, but not if you’re both queens (and this isn’t a shot at Sash’s sexual preference, though it probably could be).

Marty fooled Fabio into thinking he was a chess master, and I’m sure Marty thought he was playing some sort of game of chess this season, but the reality is, Brenda and Sash are the ones playing chess, everyone else is playing checkers.

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Fabio JudsonI’m going to start off by saying that Judson (aka Fabio) is quickly becoming one of my favorite cast members all-time, and I hope he stays along all season.  I know that’s probably the kiss of death for a contestant, but there, I put it out there.  Sorry, Jud.

But I mean this guy is serious comedic gold, I want to take around a mini Fabio in my pocket and pull him out to just tell me random things through the day.  That would be awesome!

Ok, enough about Judson, there was an episode of Survivor: Nicaragua this week and it was a pretty exciting one with two evictions…

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Survivor Nicaragua Contestant:  Judson “Jud” Birza
Age: 21
Tribe: La Flor

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While Mulari may like to bang out all the contestants with one shot, I like to take my time, massage the contestants, work them… wait, that sounds incredibly gay especially after the picture of Jud here.  Seriously bro, you’re not fooling anyone with the shirtless drumming Mr Magoo look.   He’s lucky he’s not on the Espada Tribe because my man Jimmy Tyne would see right through this and get his ass voted out on Day 1.

Judson, aka “Jud” is another in a long line of Survivor “mactors”, a term used for a model/actor who joins the show to help launch their careers from doing poorly produced porn flicks to mainstream porn flicks.   Surprisingly, many mactors actually do decently in the show mostly due to being the eye candy which draws a portion of the ratings now that the show is in it’s 21st season, that is until they do something stupid like hand immunity idols over or randomly change votes which gets them eliminated.

Will Jud be another mactor to be laughed off the show?  Or will he actually succeed this season?   I think he’s going to be carried to near merge due to La Flor likely dominating Espada, but I can’t see him coming in any earlier than 7th place.

My odds of winning: 75-1

And for the ladies, 2 more photos of Mr Magoo after the jump

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