Meet the Contestant – Jimmy Johnson

Survivor Nicaragua Contestant:  Jimmy Johnson
Age: 67
Tribe: Espada


Our next cast member on Celebrity Survivor… err, I mean Survivor Nicaragua, is former NFL Head Coach Jimmy Johnson.   That’s right, the guy who rambles on about who knows what during NFL pre-game shows is going to try to be humble and fly under the radar on Survivor and actually convince others he’s a safe player to bring to the finals.

While he does make a good argument that due to his celebrity status, nobody in their right mind is going to vote for him should he make final 3, but what he doesn’t take into account is that he’s about 100 years old and very obnoxious (at least acts that way on his pre-game show), and they’re not going to MAKE it to the final 3 if they carry his dead weight on their shoulders.


Should he somehow survive the first half of the game and make it post-merge, I can see his theory taking effect, but the reality is that the Espada tribe is going to need it’s strongest players while they’re together in order to not see tribal council every week.  For that reason, I see Jimmy being the 2nd-3rd Espada member booted.

My odds of winning: 250-1


  1. Suriviorness says:

    You guessed correctly. 🙂

  2. stevebeans says:

    yay! Some of my guesses were WAY off, like Jane haha

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