Kate Gosselin Is Doing Great

kate gosselin doing a cruise lineNow that her show is over, it appears Kate Gosselin is willing to take any job that will remotely keep the spotlight on her as much as possible, and she may have found a perfect outlet. In August, you have the perfect opportunity to do what you’ve always wanted to do, go on a cruise and have the entire thing focused on one person (hint: not you).

I hear some events include:

  • How to exploit your children – Learn how you can maximize potential profit from any child that you spit out.
  • Get the upper hand on your divorce – This is a great session if you know you’re a raging bitch but want to appear like the “good guy” when you get a divorce from your husband.
  • Receive a personal gift from Kate(note: check your bags and make sure it’s not one of her kids)
  • Lunch Break – Eat like a Hollywood star!  You will be served your choice of a hamburger or hotdog and some fries.. yum!
  • Get that hot bikini body you’ve always wanted! – Kate gives you one-on-one lessons on how to achieve that perfect bikini body no matter how many kids you have. (note: the phone numbers of the plastic surgeons will be available throughout the entire event)
  • Farewell Dinner – This is when you get to say goodbye to the very talented Kate Gosselin. (note: If you have any potential job opportunities for Kate, feel free to stick around after this event to meet up with her very personally)

Where do I sign up??

2 comments

  1. […] That’s just a joke, obviously, but I really just can’t bring myself to reading In Touch magazine and writing an article about it like I just received a phone call from Leah’s gynecologist.  I mean this source also goes on to make Leah sound like a huge money and fame whore, where she’s thrilled because she wants to start her own brand like Kate Gosselin. (note to Leah, if true, look where that ended) […]

  2. […] That’s just a joke, obviously, but I really just can’t bring myself to reading In Touch magazine and writing an article about it like I just received a phone call from Leah’s gynecologist.  I mean this source also goes on to make Leah sound like a huge money and fame whore, where she’s thrilled because she wants to start her own brand like Kate Gosselin. (note to Leah, if true, look where that ended) […]

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