Dancing with the Stars – Week 1 Elimination

There are two things I hate in life: mushrooms and being wrong.

Last night, it was down to the wire between Cory Baxter (also known as Kyle Massey) and The Hoff (the man, the myth, the legend).  Notice Margaret Cho wasn’t on the Platform of Doom. 


 It looks like there are people who appreciate her comedic talents on the dance floor.  Don’t get me wrong…I think Ms. Cho is a good comedienne.  I just feel like I should be right all the time.

So last night, America said good-bye to……….(drumroll please)…………..


It seemed almost sacreligious to vote off The Hoff the very first week.  On the other hand, I’m sure you’re all happy you won’t have to hear me say “The Hoff” anymore.

Farewell, David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff.  You done good.  Just not good enough.


The Hoff The Hoff The Hoff.  Okay, it’s out of my system now.

The Hoff.

As a  sidenote, I just found out Lacey Schwimmer, Kyle Massey’s dance partner, is David Schwimmer’s cousin.  There’s your factoid of the day brought to you by yours truly.

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