Posted on January 6, 2011 by stevebeans 0 comments
Any regular visitor to the site has noticed a severe lack of updates lately, but that is due to website issues over the past week or so. Last week I woke up to a surprise “Account Suspended” when I tried to check on the site, and immediately had to take some action! It turns out, the computer where the website is being stored was also shared with some spammer sites which got the entire computer shut down.
This immediately set me into a panic because I couldn’t have the blog being shut down randomly during something like a Survivor finale, so I spent the better part of the last week finding a new place to host the website, where hopefully I won’t have that problem in the future. I know you junkies need your fix, and I didn’t want to let you down, so we should be good to go from now on.
We have a lot in store in the upcoming months with The Amazing Race 18, Survivor Redemption Island, Kitchen Nightmares, and Teen Mom to blog about, plus exclusive interviews with Vicki from The Amazing Race 17, and Nona who won Hell’s Kitchen. Make sure to keep checking back and like us on Facebook or Twitter to get instant updates!
Posted on December 21, 2010 by stevebeans 0 comments
If you’ve tried to contact us in the past few months and thought we were rude for not responding, it’s because our contact form was not working. I was wondering why even the spammers didn’t find me interesting enough to message me, but I can rest easy knowing it was the sites fault, not mine!
If you had anything you needed to tell us, how much you hate, love us, want to trade links, or anything else, hit up our new contact form and we should get back to you soon!
Posted on December 15, 2010 by stevebeans 0 comments
If you’re a regular Junky, you’ll probably have noticed something new today, links in the middle of posts that are double underlined green. Do not be frightened, they have not come to eat your computer or kidnap your first born. They are simply a non-intrusive way to ad small bits of advertising to the site without flooding you with annoying pop-ups or crazy huge ads that cover the screen and make you search for a tiny little ‘x’ to get it off.
We hate those type of ads, and are doing anything possible to avoid them while still paying for the hosting of the site so we can continue to bring you our witty and sometimes not so witty recaps on the shows we love to hate. I am by no means encouraging clicking on the green links randomly, but if you happen to see one that is relevant to your interests, feel free to mouse it over, and click on through. This is a win-win as we get a little coffee money and the advertisers get a relevant click.
Keep in mind, anything you see added to this site in terms of profit making turns my stomach and I wish I didn’t have to do it, so I tread lightly on adding anything new, and when I do, I try to make it look like it’s been part of the site forever. Nothing is worse than some huge ass ugly banner that has no place on a page. I will also be pimping out the occasional amazon deal because a) sometimes you may not know about it, and b) this is another win-win for the site and the viewer. People shop at Amazon anyway, may as well do it through your favorite site!
And be ready, Hell’s Kitchen and Survivor is on tonight! Season finale of Survivor is also on Sunday. Boy does time fly 🙁 I’m not sure what I’ll be doing in the brief off-season, perhaps looking for more reality shows to mock!
Posted on November 2, 2010 by stevebeans 0 comments
So about a month ago I put a call out to people to boost our FB likes up to 100+, but here we are on November 2nd and we’re still sitting at 97! What’s up with that? Don’t you guys love us? 🙂 I don’t really know the point of having a lot of facebook likes, but it looks cool and want you all to hit the like button on the top right of the page. Here is what it looks like!
And if you want to help spread the word, go to our facebook page, and select ‘Suggest To Friends’ on the left menu and send the link to all your friends who you know like reality shows. Shit, send to all your friends regardless! We have more than 500 twitter followers, let’s get our facebook number past that!
Despite surprisingly high ratings for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, E! has decided to swap out the uglier Kardashian sister for Kim Kardashain and send them off to NYC to raise hell for a few months while they open up a new DASH store.
They claim it’s because Khloe wanted to stay around LA with her Lakers husband, Lamar Odom, but we all know having show about the Kardashian’s without it’s most popular member is like having a show about the Lohan family but not include the trainwreck herself, Lindsay….oh wait, nevermind.
Oh well, all is well in the world of the Kardashian’s again. Kim is back in the spotlight which she craves, and Khloe is back in the basement where they keep her. Despite her looks, Khloe is actually the most entertaining sister to watch, and easily has the best personality, but you just can’t fool me with the husband excuse. Kim sells.
Kourtney and Kim Take NYC will debut Jan 2011 on E!
Posted on September 29, 2010 by stevebeans 1 comment
I went over this a few times using my super-enhanced fake-catching software, analyzed the pixels frame by frame, and studied the facial expressions I learned fromDr. Cal Lightman, but still couldn’t come to a decisive conclusion on how real this major fuck-up was last night on Australia’s Next Top Model.
Host Sarah Murdoch went in live TV and falsely declared the winner of Next Top Model to be Kelsey Martinovich, and as Kelsey celebrated, Sarah got someone in her ear screaming at her that she either a) royally fucked up or b) is putting on a great performance. So, in this awkward moment, Murdoch announced that because it’s live tv, she messed up and the winner was actually Amanda Ware.
This is what’s puzzling me:
How did Sarah Murdoch not know the correct winner? I mean how do you go out there, announce one, let her celebrate, then change your mind? I can see quickly correcting yourself with a slip of the tongue, but not this long
I didn’t even realize Australia had TV, let alone the ability to air stuff live (I kid, I kid!)
Why in the World are there so many people in the audience? Is that show actually big over there?
Where was Tyra Banks? I know it’s the Australia version, but you’d think Ty would work her way on to every episode for every version of the show
And finally, how did Amanda beat out Kelsey? Kelsey is way hotter!
Posted on September 18, 2010 by stevebeans 0 comments
Lindsay Likes Her Drugs
Yes, Lindsay, you are quite the work in progress all right lol. I wasn’t sure if I should post this here since she’s a failed movie “star”, but hey it’s a slow news night in the reality world and Lindsay Lohan decided to use Twitter as her confessional on a (likely) drunk friday evening. I’m sure she’ll say she was hacked tomorrow when she sobers up, but it’s some good stuff for tonight.
I’d like to feel bad for her, I really would, but she’s been given so many chances in life, and she takes every one and fucks it up. She was in rehab for a period, left early and what, within a month is doing drugs again? That’s what rehab is for! She had yet another chance to get clean, but people pulled some strings for poor Lohan and got her out of jail and rehab early. What a joke. So if this is her friday night confessional, this is my friday night rant. Screw Lindsay Lohan, I hope she never acts again.
Larger image of this trainwreck’s drunkin confession after the jump
Posted on September 17, 2010 by stevebeans 0 comments
Holy Shit. Don’t get me wrong, I understand pumping out 100 kids is likely going to fuck up your stomach, and I don’t know what’s going on with her legs, but to be on the cover of a magazine that looks like someone put her head on an 18 year old’s body is a bit misleading. Kate Gosselin looks more like the wrinkled hag on There’s Something About Mary than she does the girl on People magazine.
I debated on even adding this picture here since it’s hard to picture some evil bitch like Kate Gosselin a star, but she has her own reality show and has been on Dancing With The Stars, so I guess I have to hold my food in as long as possible and post this.
Posted on September 9, 2010 by stevebeans 1 comment
Survivor Nicaragua Contestant: Kelly Shinn
Tribe: La Flor
And for our second installment of the Kelly’s in the La Flor tribe, you have the younger(?) one in Kelly Shinn.. but I question the younger. I mean look at that face. She’s either a heavy smoker or someone photoshopped a 40 year old head on a 20 year old’s body. I mean don’t get me wrong, she’s smokin hot for 40, but wow was I shocked to see that.
Looking at her bio, there is nothing that really stands out for me. She’s proud she made homecoming, in I assume 1978, and she’s a 3rd year nursing student who hates dirty fingernails. Serious, Kelly? Dirty fingernails? You do realize you’re going on Survivor, right?
Anyway, based on her Survivor interview, I don’t think she’s extremely intelligent. In fact, watching that reminds me of something… hmmmm … oh, right….
Kelly Shinn says “This is a mental game. If I can hang in there mentally, then, I can win”
Sorry Kelly, you just lost.
My odds of winning: 250-1
But on the bright side, I do have a few more images of her after the jump…
We know reality shows are train wrecks. They keep drawing you in day after day, week after week. We’re here to feed your addiction. You can even refer to us as the enablers of the reality world. How do Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar find the time to create more offspring? How many times will Chef Ramsay call someone a donkey tonight? Are they being a donkey? What, exactly, does Maci see in Kyle? Am I the only one who thinks Jeff Probst should be made a contestant on Survivor? What really happens if you hassel the hoff?