I decided to use the best quote in the entire episode as a title for this post. It was said by Randy, Chelsea’s dad, and it was actually really sad. Maybe this proves how old I am, but I sometimes identify more with the teen moms’ parents than I do the teen moms’ themselves. Okay, now that I’ve just aged myself, onto the episode…
Kailyn
Things have been calm at the Kailyn/Jo household, but Kailyn is still determined to move out, even though is acting like it’s the worst thing in the entire world that could ever happen. She goes to look at apartments and realizes she’s really poor. She needs a second job to afford anything. When she tells Jo this, he still tries to convince her to move in with him, but she doesn’t want to because all they do is fight and just don’t get along. Sounds like good reasoning to me. Since Jo is oh-so-supportive, he tells Kailyn that she’s going to fall on her face with two jobs and school. If he’s trying to make her fall in love with him, he’s going about it the wrong way.
Kailyn, being the awesome bitch that she is (except when she does crazy things like date other guys while still living with her ex’s parents), goes to try to find a second job anyway. Jo be damned! She interviews for a hostess job at Hooters. Just kidding about Hooters, but she does interview at a restaurant for a hostess and she gets it! She texts Jo to let him know and he has apparently stooped to Adam’s level and texts her back and I kind of want to punch him now. Seriously. He says she’s confusing. He’s all, “I love you, I hate you, I want to be with you, I wish I never met you.”

Jo is channeling Adam
She goes home and confronts Jo about how much of a dick he is and they get into a fight, all without him making eye contact. I guess he’s only brave over text message.