Only 2 more weeks until Hell’s Kitchen returns!  Are you ready?  In case you’re chomping at the bit, just dying to know if Sabrina gets the axe or if Trev realizes he’s not as awesome as he thinks he is, I have some good news for you!  You can get your Hell’s Kitchen fix by applying to be on the show!  If you’re at least 21, can cook somewhat and/or cause lots of drama, and you don’t mind being called a donkey occasionally, they may have a spot for you!  As for me, I would cry the first time Chef Ramsay yells at me.  Remember Aaron?  Yeah, not a pretty picture.

So the question I ask you is…do you have the guts?

Survivor: Nicaragua Power Rankings

With the merge pending, Dan Lembo finally climbs off the bottom of the list as nobody is going to vote him out now. Who is last now? Is Sash still on top? Find out after the jump

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It looks like I’m not the only one upset about Audrina Patridge’s untimely demise from Dancing With the Stars.  Her mother, Lynn, goes on a drunken tirade about how her baby was wronged.

If I was Audrina, I would be hiding behind a carton Haagen-Dazs right about now, wishing I was an orphan.  Lynn was probably one of those stage mothers who relived her youth through her daughter and she still can’t let that go.  On a positive note, for Lynn and Audrina anyway, the younger Ms. Patridge has landed something better than a disco ball that will just collect dust on a mantel in her mansion.  She has landed her own reality show on VH1!  It will be all about Audrina’s life and family and is yet to be titled.  If Lynn goes on any more rampages, it might be worth seeing just for that.

Dr Jill voted off survivor nicaragua

Good-Bye Jill

Jill was in good shape early in the game despite the Espada tribe losing match after match, until the producers did a complete 180 on their Old vs Young gimmick, as well as the short lived medallion of power.  Of course they didn’t change the very weak challenges, but that’s a different story.

When Jill was moved to the LaFlor tribe with Marty and Jane, they were instantly out-numbered by a very tight young tribe, and their days were quickly numbered despite having an immunity idol.  Marty tried to be honest and show them the idol, but that only made it easier for the young tribe to pick them off.  It was sad how it worked out between two very bright players, but when numbers are against you, there is only so much you can do.

Jill opened up to with a pretty interesting interview.  Here are some clips

You know, I can’t. I was shocked to see a lot of sides of Jane last night. We didn’t treat her badly at Espada. And Jane had a couple of medical things, minor, not enough to warrant medical treatment from the production staff, but minor medical issues that I helped her out with. And she kind of ran off and did her own thing. It’s not like she came to Marty and I and said, “I want to be in an alliance with you, “ and we said, “No.” She was in an alliance with Wendy Jo and Holly, she was loosely aligned with Jimmy T. She was picking bad alliances. But she never came to us. And for her to say we treated her badly, especially after I’d taken care of her was pretty shocking.

I think Jane’s got a bit of a vindictive streak. I think she’s pretty easily pointing the finger at other people. She sees nothing wrong with what she’s doing by hoarding coconuts and fish. And I’ve seen people online who are like, “They’re her fish, she caught them.” And that might be, but while she’s catching fish I’m filling her canteen with water. She may be up at 5:30, but there’s someone up at 1, 3, and 5 a.m. stoking the fire. We all have our part, so it’s not like she’s the only one working. So she’s cheating, lying, and I think pretty reprehensible.

Honestly, I felt angry at first, but in reflecting and thinking about this person and how she abused me and Marty and how she conducts herself…I guess I feel pity for her that life has made her turn out this way.


Jill has some points, Jane did pick some really horrible alliances and didn’t do anything to save them.  When Wendy was up for vote, she didn’t step in, and her alliance with Holly was weak at best.      Jill and Marty had a great chance to go all the way (and not in that way, she claims they were just friends), but the producers really screwed them over.

Kelly Shinn Talking about milking milkLast week on Survivor: Nicaragua was full of toilet butts, blindsides, and a double elimination, to say there was a drop off in excitement between the weeks would be an understatement.  The biggest surprise this week was that just a day after saying Kelly Shinn never speaks, she actually got a few lines on camera, by herself!  After those lines, I’m not sure we’ll be hearing from her again.

It was good to finally hear her talk, or even see she really existed, but between her few speaking parts and my post yesterday about how that is sometimes the kiss of death, I was wondering if her number was up tonight.   Keep reading to find out..

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Since Teen Mom is on hiatus, I decided to fill up my time with watching 16 & Pregnant.  I have never actually seen the show before, so I wasn’t sure what to expect.  I’ve decided to do these posts in a different format.  Instead of a full recap, I’m only going to post my thoughts, since I know you all love to read what I’m thinking as I watch TV.  Don’t forget the occasional screenshot too, since a picture really is worth a thousand words; or, in some cases, ten thousand words.

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The Dancing With the Stars results show always makes me think of a big dance party!  You have the awesome dancing from both the contestants and professional dance groups, you have the “concert” aspect with popular bands and singers.  All you need is the spandex and platform heels.  Oh, wait, you have that too!

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Name:  Kelly Shinn
Show:  Survivor:Nicaragua

Kelly Shinn Football HelmetMeet Kelly Shinn, aka “Purple Kelly” due to having two Kelly’s on her tribe during her season of Survivor:Nicaragua (the other being Kelly Bruno).   She a 20 year old from Arizona, but current living in the beautiful Hawaii.  So far on the season of Survivor, she has been on the LaFlor tribe and in a very tight alliance with Brenda Lowe, and “Sash“, which should carry her pretty far in the game, minus any blindsides.     She hasn’t been a very quote-worthy player on the show, as nearly every show her only speaking time consists of her vote at tribal council (which doesn’t happen often).   Even Jeff, who is known to practically include everyone at tribal, rarely calls on her for her opinion.

Is this a good sign for her?   She is having the makings of a contestant you barely hear from until her one episode where the editing makes her seem all crazy and she get’s voted out, so if you suddenly see a Kelly Shinn heavy episode, and are a fan of hers, be very concerned.   Normally the producers like you to really get to know a) the finalists and b) really entertaining players, which Kelly appears to be neither.

To make up for her lack of speaking, I’ve included some photos of Kelly for her fans to enjoy after the jump

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With baseball taking over Hell’s Kitchen for the next 2 or so weeks,  it’s been slow here are Junkies, but we have some news about Teen Mom’s MaciOK! Magazine reported a few weeks ago that Maci Bookout was done with Kyle and was trying to get back with Ryan, but of course OK! Magazine was wrong, yet again.

In an exclusive interview with Maci, radaronline got to the bottom of these issues…

You left your parents and started over with Bentley in a new city when you fell in love with Kyle. Do you feel you made the right choice?

“Yes, I do. I did it for two reasons. One, I wanted Kyle and I to be in the same place. Two, I wanted to be on my own and learn about myself and Bentley and even if Kyle and I hadn’t worked out it would have been worth it.”

Is it true you got back together with Ryan? Is there a future for you?

“No. There is a future with us as co-parents but not a future for us as a couple.”

Tell us about your relationship with Kyle?

“Kyle and I are best friends and we are there for each other. It’s nice to know someone is there for you no matter what.”

So there you have it, Maci seems to still be with Kyle, though she was a little vague about that question calling him her “best friend”, she appears to be all done with Ryan, and is still living near Kyle going costume shopping:

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The Amazing Race Power Rankings

Team Doctors (Nat and Kat) take you into the power rankings this week after the jump

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